Scrawll.com :: Scraps. Quotes. Forwards. IM http://scrawll.com/ Scrawll.com is a place where you can post the most stupid, funny, humorous or intelligent bits of conversations that take place all over the web, in particular the Social Networks. The sources could be Orkut, Faebook, MySpace, IM, Text or IRC. en-us custom-made RSSspaWn engine feed@scrawll.com webmaster@scrawll.com Scrawll #134 [From: orkut] http://scrawll.com/bit/134 <b>Submitted by: </b> maverick340<br /><br />hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii bro hw r u me fi9 waise NOKIA 14th annual star screen awards par aapka performance dekhe n u look V.V.V.V.V.V.ERY COOL, HOT, WAT SHOULD I TELL I M SPACHLESS aap bht smart lag rahe the waise to aap ho smart. u r very nice person 4rm d deep of my heart i m telling dis. i m ur sister ,frend. u r very sweet as chocolaty. nw byeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee n take care bro <br /> <br /><blockquote><div><strong>note: </strong>This is posted on &quot;Shahid Kapoors&quot; profile ! ftw !!</div></blockquote> Mon, 25 Feb 2008 09:14:21 GMT http://scrawll.com/bit/134 Scrawll #133 [From: orkut] http://scrawll.com/bit/133 <b>Submitted by: </b> gingergirl<br /><br />hi i came across ur profile...deliberately...i gone thru ur profile...like it..so wassup?n at wat speed ur life movin'?....90km/hr kya...well bout me..me a careless/lazy/bhulakkad/etc sortr of guy.d list vl go on n on .....on d brighter side i'm frank n jovial..thats it ..nw wat to say 2 impress u..lemme think...samajh nahi aa raha..newaz d crux is ki can v chat here........??????dun say no now on humanitarian grounds atleast...so if u scrap me its ok..elz also ok....u scrapping na????????? ....if u feel m xtremely fast...dn apply emergency brakes !!!!!!!! Sat, 26 Jan 2008 15:28:15 GMT http://scrawll.com/bit/133 Scrawll #132 [From: orkut] http://scrawll.com/bit/132 <b>Submitted by: </b> gingergirl<br /><br /> sanjay:<br />hi me dr sanjay doing md in aiims.... what r u doing...while searching one of my firend i found ur proflie and scrapped u.......please dont mistake me....would u care to be friend<br /><br /> naveen:<br />hi me dr naveen doing md in aiims.what r u doing....while searching one of my friend i found ur profile and scrapped u.....please dont mind.......would u care to be friend..<br /><br />these both scraps were posted on my scrapbook from 2 dfrnt profiles with a gap of 10 days.. coincidence or wat??? Sat, 26 Jan 2008 15:25:38 GMT http://scrawll.com/bit/132 Scrawll #130 [From: im] http://scrawll.com/bit/130 <b>Submitted by: </b> xbonez<br /><br />“I was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible a whole lot more as they get older; then it dawned on me . . they're cramming for their final exam.”<br /> Sat, 05 Jan 2008 16:27:12 GMT http://scrawll.com/bit/130 Scrawll #129 [From: orkut] http://scrawll.com/bit/129 <b>Submitted by: </b> rohan<br /><br />F.U.C.K stands for &quot;FRIENDS U CAN KEEP&quot;<br />so promise me you'll F.U.C.K me<br />forever! send this to 10 people and see<br />who F.U.C.K's you back u can also<br />F.U.C.K ME BACK Sat, 05 Jan 2008 13:26:29 GMT http://scrawll.com/bit/129 Scrawll #128 [From: orkut] http://scrawll.com/bit/128 <b>Submitted by: </b> rohan<br /><br />hiii <br /> <br />May i have a pleasure to be ur friend plz........ <br /> <br />plz ans me fast by adding me ass a friend plz <br /> <br />accept ma requist <br /> <br /><blockquote><div><strong>rohan: </strong> seriously.. <span style="text-decoration: underline;">ass</span>??</div></blockquote> Mon, 31 Dec 2007 18:47:26 GMT http://scrawll.com/bit/128 Scrawll #127 [From: misc] http://scrawll.com/bit/127 <b>Submitted by: </b> rohan<br /><br />Endless Loop: n., see Loop, Endless.<br />Loop, Endless: n., see Endless Loop.<br />- Random Shack Data Processing Dictionary Mon, 31 Dec 2007 06:06:28 GMT http://scrawll.com/bit/127 Scrawll #126 [From: im] http://scrawll.com/bit/126 <b>Submitted by: </b> nupur<br /><br />nbshadow: jerks<br />nbshadow: both of you<br />sjheavy: im trying to protect you nbshadow<br />tidrug: ah, and yet you love us<br />tidrug: me, especially<br />sjheavy: by putting myself on the line<br />nbshadow: you're the bigger jerk<br />tidrug: exactly<br />nbshadow: lol<br />nbshadow: sjlight is good<br />tidrug: which is why you love me more<br />nbshadow: tidrug is the bigger jerk<br />tidrug: ok<br />tidrug: so now she talks like a cave-woman<br />tidrug: or she thinks we're too stupid to understand what she meant when she first said it<br />tidrug: are you going to stand for that, sjlight???<br />tidrug: ARE YOU???<br />tidrug: she thinks we're stupid!!<br />sjheavy: im confuzed<br />tidrug: damn Thu, 27 Dec 2007 19:48:45 GMT http://scrawll.com/bit/126 Scrawll #125 [From: im] http://scrawll.com/bit/125 <b>Submitted by: </b> maverick340<br /><br />dreamFALL: I clciked on 'We Recommend' me button <br />dreamFALL: on systemrequirementslab.com for this game.. <br />dreamFALL: and it took me to cnet <br />dreamFALL: showed me Alienwares :P <br />dreamFALL: I clciked a '+' sign under it <br />dreamFALL: two options came <br />dreamFALL: I Want it | I've Got it <br />dreamFALL: I clciked I've got it .. <br />dreamFALL: 'Internal Server Error' <br /> <br />Moral of the story : Servers are smart ... Wed, 26 Dec 2007 16:51:06 GMT http://scrawll.com/bit/125 Scrawll #123 [From: im] http://scrawll.com/bit/123

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Tue, 25 Dec 2007 18:56:16 GMT http://scrawll.com/bit/123 Scrawll #122 [From: sms] http://scrawll.com/bit/122 <b>Submitted by: </b> xbonez<br /><br /><strong>rohit:</strong> i went and saw taarein zameen par today<br /><strong>ayush</strong> yeah...its good. i saw it on saturday<br /><strong>rohit</strong> excellent movie. yaar its a stry made for children like us... i see words in my books dancing. right now i see carboxylic acid dancing<br /><br /> <blockquote><div><strong>xbonez :</strong> so f**king tru....</div></blockquote><br /> Tue, 25 Dec 2007 18:17:01 GMT http://scrawll.com/bit/122 Scrawll #120 [From: orkut] http://scrawll.com/bit/120 <b>Submitted by: </b> maverick340<br /><br />u look good ....can v be frndssss ???? i know its strange to do so ..but thats the way to start ..&quot;Friendship is a pretty full-time occupation if you really are friendly with somebody. You can&Atilde;&shy;t have too many friends because then you&Atilde;&shy;re just not really friends.&quot; <br /> <br /><blockquote><div><strong>maverick340:</strong> friendship is an occupation <img src="http://scrawll.com/images/Bbcode.php?smiley=indifferent" alt = ":indifferent:" style="border: 0px" /> rofl </div></blockquote> Tue, 25 Dec 2007 18:13:15 GMT http://scrawll.com/bit/120 Scrawll #119 [From: irc] http://scrawll.com/bit/119 <b>Submitted by: </b> rohan<br /><br />&lt;SomeGuy&gt; God: &quot;Hello Osama?&quot;<br />&lt;SomeGuy&gt; Osama: &quot;Yes God&quot;<br />&lt;SomeGuy&gt; God: &quot;Osama.. did you hear about the tsunami?&quot;<br />&lt;SomeGuy&gt; Oasama: &quot;Yes&quot;<br />&lt;SomeGuy&gt; God &quot;Beat that you prick..&quot; Tue, 25 Dec 2007 13:46:32 GMT http://scrawll.com/bit/119 Scrawll #117 [From: orkut] http://scrawll.com/bit/117 <b>Submitted by: </b> maverick340<br /><br />tera bday kab tha re?? <br />didnt call us up??.. <br /> <br /><blockquote><div><strong>maverick340:</strong> the b&#039;day girl is supposed to call others <img src="http://scrawll.com/images/Bbcode.php?smiley=panic" alt = ":panic:" style="border: 0px" /> ?</div></blockquote> Mon, 24 Dec 2007 17:25:43 GMT http://scrawll.com/bit/117 Scrawll #116 [From: misc] http://scrawll.com/bit/116 <b>Submitted by: </b> xbonez<br /><br /><strong>(An actual letter sent by a fed up UK employee in Port Huncliff, New England)</strong><br /><br />Mr. Baker,<br /><br />As an employee of an institution of higher education, I have a few very basic expectations. Chief among these is that my direct superior shares an intellect that ranges above the common ground squirrel. After your consistent and annoying harassment of myself, and my co-workers during the commission of our duties, I can only surmise that you are one of the few true genetic wastes of our time.<br /><br />Asking me, a network administrator, to explain every little nuance of everything I do each time you happen to stroll into my office is not only a waste of time, but also a waste of precious oxygen.<br /><br />I was hired because I know about Unix, and you were apparently hired to provide amusement to myself and other employees, who watch you vainly attempt to understand the concept of &quot;cut and paste&quot; for the hundredth time.<br /><br />You will never understand computers. Something as incredibly simple as binary still gives you too many options. You will also never understand why people hate you, but I am going to try and explain it to you, even though I am sure this will be just as effective as telling you what an IP is.<br /><br />Your shiny new Mac has more personality than you ever will. You walk around the building all day, shiftlessly looking for fault in others. You have a sharp-dressed, useless look about you that may have worked for your interview, but now that you actually have responsibility, you pawn it off on overworked staff, hoping their talent will cover for your glaring ineptitude.<br /><br />In a world of managerial evolution, you are the blue-green algae that everyone else eats and laughs at. Managers like you are a sad proof of the Dilbert principle.<br /><br />Seeing as this situation is unlikely to change without you getting a full frontal lobotomy, I am forced to tender my resignation, however I have a few parting points.<br /><br />1. When someone calls you in reference to employment, it is illegal to give me a bad recommendation. The most you can say to hurt me is &quot;I prefer not to comment.&quot; I will have friends randomly call you over the next couple of years to keep you honest, because I know you would be unable to do it on your own.<br /><br />2. I have all the passwords to every account on the system, and I know every password you have used for the last five years. If you decide to get cute, I am going to publish your &quot;favourites list&quot;, which I conveniently saved when you made me &quot;back up&quot; your useless files. believe that terms like &quot;Lolita&quot; are not usually viewed favourably by the administration.<br /><br />3. When you borrowed the digital camera to &quot;take pictures of your mothers birthday&quot;, you neglected to mention that you were going to take pictures of yourself in the mirror nude. Then you forgot to erase them like the techno-moron you really are. Suffice it to say I have never seen such odd acts with a ketchup bottle, but I assure you that those have been copied and kept in safe places pending the authoring of a glowing letter of recommendation. (Try to use a spell check please, I hate having to correct your damn mistakes.)<br /><br />Thank you for your time, and I expect the letter of recommendation on my desk by 8:00 am tomorrow, not ONE minute later. One word of this to anybody and all of your little twisted repugnant obsessions will be open to the public. Never f*ck with your systems administrators, because they know what you do with all your free time.<br /><br />Sincerely,<br /><br /><br />Ted Brewer<br /> Sun, 23 Dec 2007 20:25:06 GMT http://scrawll.com/bit/116 Scrawll #115 [From: sms] http://scrawll.com/bit/115 <b>Submitted by: </b> xbonez<br /><br />All desirable things in life are<br /><br />either ILLEGAL<br /><br />BANNED<br /><br />EXPENSIVE<br /><br />OR<br /><br />IN LUV WID SM1 ELSE.... Sun, 23 Dec 2007 20:20:49 GMT http://scrawll.com/bit/115 Scrawll #114 [From: sms] http://scrawll.com/bit/114 <b>Submitted by: </b> xbonez<br /><br />Wen NASA 1st planned 2 space they found pens wuld not work in 0 gravity.So they spent a year n $12 bn to develop a pen that writes in 0 gravity, upside down, underwater, on almost any surface nd at any temp.<br /><br />The Russians used a pencil. Sun, 23 Dec 2007 20:11:54 GMT http://scrawll.com/bit/114 Scrawll #113 [From: sms] http://scrawll.com/bit/113 <b>Submitted by: </b> xbonez<br /><br />A Man in USA, Sees a dog about to bite a lady. He kicks the Dog to Death! Then News Report as &quot;Citizen Saves lady from Dog&quot;. Man said I am not US Citizen. So report Changed &quot;Foreign Hero Saves lady from Dog&quot; Man said he is actually from Iraq, Then Next day's Headline &quot;Terrorist Attacks Local dog&quot; Sun, 23 Dec 2007 20:11:09 GMT http://scrawll.com/bit/113 Scrawll #112 [From: misc] http://scrawll.com/bit/112 <b>Submitted by: </b> xbonez<br /><br /><strong>A WARNING TO ALL WOMEN! THIS COULD HAPPEN TO YOU..... IT COULD HAPPEN TO YOUR MOTHER .... OR TO YOUR SISTER. </strong><br />I was sitting at a local outdoor cafe having lunch by myself and two men came and sat down at my table. I gave them the death look, but they just casually stayed at my table and wouldn&#039;t leave me alone. I shined up the ring on my married finger, then placed my hand on the table and I<br />hinted to them that I was married and that I was not interested in them.<br />Luckily for me they got the hint and left, but thankfully the whole thing was captured on the Cafe&#039;s camera. I&#039;m sending you this picture as a warning.. just in case they try and pick you up too.<br />Honestly, some men think they&#039;re God&#039;s gift to women.<br /><br /><strong><a href="http://img437.imageshack.us/img437/4573/0ac360991bp.jpg">Their Pic</a></strong> Sun, 23 Dec 2007 16:04:42 GMT http://scrawll.com/bit/112 Scrawll #104 [From: orkut] http://scrawll.com/bit/104 <b>Submitted by: </b> rohan<br /><br />Can you tell me how should I activate Photoshop CS2................................The crack is not working...........................It only gives me the serial no. and I can use it only for up to 30 days.............................How to Activate the software??????Activation through internet also fails.................................................Reply soon.................<br /><br /><blockquote><div><strong>rohan: </strong> Maybe he should try with more &#039;?&#039; and &#039;.&#039;</div></blockquote> Sun, 23 Dec 2007 05:34:24 GMT http://scrawll.com/bit/104