The graduate with a Science degree asks, "Why does it work?"
The graduate with an Engineering degree asks, "How does it work?"
The graduate with an Accounting degree asks, "How much will it cost?"
The graduate with a Liberal Arts degree asks, "Do you want mustard with that?"

Teacher : The word politics - can you give me an example of how to use it ?
Pupil : My parrot swallowed a watch and now Polly ticks !

hiiiiiiiiiiiiiii nice profile dear seems like a pretty intresting well sensible also uh nice match filhal everything going all right well just checked u out

well i really wanted to know why did you remove that gorgeous pic of yours and I am not least trying to flirt it is just that it was a remarkable picture
very beautiful indeed
i am sincere when i say that

nipple, nipple don't go far,
can i press you in the car,
up above the chest so high,
always milky never dry

TRY YOUR NAME AND SEE WHAT IT IS!!!!!!!!!!!!!
A: hot
B: loves people
C: good kisser
D: makes people laugh
E: has gorgeous eyes
F: people wild and crazy adore you
G: very outgoing
H: easy to fall in love with
I: loves to laugh and smile
J: is really sweet
K: really silly
L: smile to die for
M: makes dating fun
N: can kick the shit out of u
O: has one of the best personalities ever
P: popular with all types of people
Q: a hypocrite
R: good boyfriend or girlfriend
S: cute
T: very good kisser
U: is very sexual
V: not judgmental
W: very broad minded
X: never let people tell you what to do
Y: is loved by everyone
Z: can be funny and dumb at times REPOST WITH: "Does your name fit you??? nd c mine 2....

My nite gng sleepless, my days gng useless.....so i asked God:- 'is this love??'god replied- no dear, course bahut zyaada hai aur tumhe kuch nahin aata hai...